Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
