we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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