this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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