I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Randomize
