How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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