Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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