i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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