So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I will be naked everywhere
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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