dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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