Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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