Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
tequila makes me forget i have legs
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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