Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Randomize
