I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
What did we do last night that was yellow?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
