Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
So apparently I’m into choking now
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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