Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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