god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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