CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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