Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
My bed smells like the plague
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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