you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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