Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I need to calm my uterus...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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