My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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