so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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