god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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