honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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