You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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