you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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