The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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