Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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