I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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