So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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