If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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