Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Boobs are out for the taking
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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