you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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