let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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