There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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