Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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