I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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