If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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