The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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