so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So much rum. So many feels.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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