Need sex. Gaining weight.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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