I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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