i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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