What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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