Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Randomize
