Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I had to cum in my sink.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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