stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i was born a porn star she said
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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