Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I can't turn off my feet"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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