You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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