so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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