I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You were trust falling into bushes
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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