Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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