I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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